You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Today I learned that the average runner

spends $1,370 per year...



Always knew I was

above average
The 3 ppl that be liking my story no 

matter what I post are going on my will
You're doing the best you can....

Which is f*cking embarrassing.

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You automatically lose my respect if  you don't change your running form  and pace when you see other people running
It's taper week so if you wanna go out now's your chance but have me home by 9
Are you supposed to wear the hydration belt over the gut or underneath it?  I don't want to look like a dork.
"It could be drugs," I whisper to myself as I buy another pair of running shoes  on an extremely tight budget.  "At least it's not drugs."
And here we f*cking go again. I mean  good morning
Sometimes walking away with good memories is enough.
MARATHONER.  Because my kids deserve a mother  they can brag about.
PRO TIP:  Running faster than anyone else can  help you win a race.
I have blisters on both feet, I might  have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk.  But I got a shiny medal saying 'Finisher' which is nice
Another fine day ruined by a long run
I wasted half of my life telling people how long is a marathon
Having a job is cool and all but  everyday????? It's really starting to  mess with my training schedule
I like my morning run more than I like most people
Body: sexy  Feet: f*cked
Fun fact: a blue whale’s anus can  stretch to approximately 3 and a half  feet, making it the second largest  asshole on the planet, just behind irresponsible mountain bikers
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