A banana is 105 Calories. 

A glass of Prosecco is 80. 

Choose wisely !!
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Me: I think I want to skip 2020 Boston Inner me: like you have a choice
My "Fuck it, it'll get better" attitude needs to chill the fuck out
Today I really said "I just want to run, no more training programs  or races." And that's when  I realized...... NO MORE  MEDALS. reevaluating
"You ran a marathon?? Did you win it??  Some people just drain the  fucking nice out of you
Therapist: and what do we do when  we feel sad Me: we go for a run Therapist: [nods] we go  for a run
I think I've reached that point in my  life where happy hour is a nap
Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable and nearing a mental    breakdown, training is    going great thanks.
When the stabbing pain is a red flag  but red is your fave color
Thanks for being my go-to running  friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
I have 2 moods: - overtraining - overeating
When people say they want  to go for a run with me... Oh so you wanna go  for a RUN RUN
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I'm not "fast for a girl", I'm just fast.
*day 3 without RUNNING* Cashier: Have a nice day Me: Don't worry bout me Hoe
I didn't choose running.  Running chose me.
"You're an ultrarunner? Wow I wish I  could be that healthy"
RUNNERS DO IT.... in the morning,  during lunch,  after work, and at night.
I don't mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is really  starting to mess with my running  schedule
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: Not even their mom: FiTneSs iNFLuEnceR: "A lot  of you have been asking me  about my gym routine.."
*Medal Monday* People really be posting selfies and  no medals. Seriously, grow tf up
I have blisters on both feet, I might  have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to  walk. But I got a shiny medal saying  "Finisher"... Which is nice !!
Completed my first marathon.  And the award for "Acting normal  when you have a crap load of pain"  goes to...... ME !!!!
Kinda annoying when you're excited to talk to someone about your upcoming     race and don't feel the same energy back.
According to my nipples, summer is over.
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 26.2 miles  just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer. Welcome to the insanity !!
RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
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