A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of

Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
eBib text : A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.

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Y'all saw me getting fat and  y'all didn't say nothing...  smh y'all fake
All runners have that one song that awakens the Olympian in them
Day 57.......... I lost half of my aerobic conditioning and I think my virginity is starting to grow back
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons..  you must be soooo healthy!  ME: *caffeine-addicted*  *chronically tired*  *occasional binge-eating*  *shin stress-fractures*  "Haha yeah idk it's just  a lifestyle at this point"
Therapist: and what do we do when  we feel like this?  Me: we go for a run   Therapist: [nods] we go for a run
Friend: Want to run a virtual  half this weekend? Me: Oh hell no, not again  Friend: But the medal is cool Me: You son of a bitch, I'm in
#eBibsAfterDark ONE OF US IS THINKING ABOUT SEX.   ......OK, now it's TWO!!!
Shirt? In this economy???
Ripping off your mask when you get  back in the car is the new taking off  your hijab when you get home
Ripping off your mask when you get  back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home
I will get the PR & dick I deserve  I will get the PR & dick I deserve I will get the PR & dick I deserve I will get the PR & dick I deserve  I will get the PR & dick I deserve I will get the PR & dick I deserve
NOTHING irritates a masked walker  like an unmasked runner
My doctor told me I'm low on vitamin  "D"... So I need more D... I definitely need more D
What you call morning wood, I call  breakfast in bed
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