A true running friend... Waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run.
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Stop trying to be 'runfluencers'. We need ELECTRICIANS.
Today I learned that the average runner spends $1,370 per year... Always knew I was above average
The 3 ppl that be liking my story no matter what I post are going on my will
You're doing the best you can.... Which is f*cking embarrassing.
I've come to a point in my life where i need a stronger word than f*ck
Do crackheads say "I can't get high today because I'm lazy?" No, they go make it happen !! Don't be outhustled
Reply with a GIF of how your last run went
Things i struggle with as a runner: 1. running lol
She's a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she misses her daily run. She is me.
Me waiting to see results after a double run, a salad binge, and staying dry for three days
At this point, I feel like being tired is just my personality
Ok QUESTION of the day: when leaving the house.... does anyone tell their pets they will be home later?
To the 12 people always liking my posts, y'all want anything from the gas station?
Me: wow this recovery run really makes me appreciate the easy days My mind: destroy him Me: but– My mind: I said f*cking destroy him
WARNING: I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution
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