All runners have that one song that

awakens the Olympian in them
eBib text : All runners have that one song that awakens the Olympian in them

Just For Fun eBibs

If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like  beer and food too
Yeah running a marathon is hard...  But have you ever overdosed on viagra?  Hardest day of my life
Why do marathoners get so triggered  when you call them joggers
Welcome to your third week of  marathon training.  Breakfast is ibuprofen
My body has absorbed so much  sanitizer that when I pee,  it cleans the toilet
Y'all please be careful out there cause  these people with no AC driving fast af!
I'm tired and hungry. Headphones are  dead. It's hot. F*CK IT. Time to  lace up and run
My morning run was breathtaking.  Not the views, just in general
This is the first year I'm not running  Boston marathon because of Covid-19 Normally, I'm not running it  because I can't qualify
Not sure if I have a strong immune  system or just don't go to the gym  enough
Friend: I'm so happy it finally feels  like summer... Me after 0.2 miles: *I wish I could put  my titties in a ponytail*
Dudes be like:   "So sorry about your  race..... I'm always here if you need a shoulder to cry on" The shoulder:
When someone who smokes and drinks  tries to tell you to cut sugar from your  diet because it's "unhealthy"
Coach: "The warm up should be nice  and easy to help get blood moving  and up your heart rate" Me after every warm up:
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