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RUNNING HACK: There are no f*cking hacks. If running  is difficult, RUN MORE
Me stepping out the door, ready to  burn 240 calories after consuming  12,700 over the weekend
Me: "I'm just going to relax and enjoy  a quiet evening at home"  *Mainly because I spent all my  money on running gear and  virtual races*
Runner chicks always busy until you send them a "You hungry?" text
Miles ahead.  Worries behind.
Body:  sexy  Feet:  f*cked
I'm actually the meanest person if I don't get my run in. I would literally yell shut up to anything that is  making noise
If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like  beer and food too
Yeah running a marathon is hard...  But have you ever overdosed on viagra?  Hardest day of my life
Why do marathoners get so triggered  when you call them joggers
Welcome to your third week of  marathon training.  Breakfast is ibuprofen
My body has absorbed so much  sanitizer that when I pee,  it cleans the toilet
Y'all please be careful out there cause  these people with no AC driving fast af!
I'm tired and hungry. Headphones are  dead. It's hot. F*CK IT. Time to  lace up and run
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