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"Run more miles, give less fucks."          –Old Native American saying
"She ain't just a snack if she's always high... she's an edible"    –Snoop Dogg
Me: *gets asked how I'm doing at work* My brain: Don't say it. Don't say it.  Me: Living the dream
Sure being positive and nice to  everyone all the time is great but...  Have you ever dropped a good "Fuck  You" on someone you don't like?  That shit will help the sun rise.
An "easy run" a day keeps her  attitude away
I hate it when 16yr olds try & give me  dirty looks at the local track. Like bitch,  I will fuck your dad and make  you my step child
Ok QUESTION of the day: when leaving  the house... does anyone tell  their pets they will be  home later?
Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable and nearing a mental  breakdown, training is  going great thanks
It's been a long week. I need a hug that turns into 3 orgasms and 14 hours of  sleep
PornHUB: *Someone squats and their  knees don't pop*  Me: Oh go fuck yourself!!
I get road rage running behind people  on a single-track trail
*day 3 without running*  Cashier: Have a nice day!  Me: Don't worry bout me hoe
I really love and appreciate how hot  I am now and that I din't peak in  highschool
Me to me:  "Is he actually cute? ....Or is  he just fast?"
Stop staring at my pussy and go  for a run
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