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I'm at that age.... Once I lay down... It's OVER!!
I did like five squats today so if you  catch me being a little thicc tomorrow don't be alarmed
Drink some water you beautiful and  capable but dehydrated bitch
"Every time I've sucked dick it's been  for nothing, so if you think I wouldn't suck dick for a runcation, YA WRONG!"
I don't know who needs to hear this but  those alphaflys ain't gonna grab you  by the neck and say STFU and  cum on this
I'm single af but limit wtf you say under my post I got entanglements I care about
Came home after today's group run  & my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me.  None of my friends pee  when they see me. I'm  surrounded by fakes
ZERO miles this Saturday morning. Sometimes all you need is a  fantastic fcck
Running groups be full of alcoholics but the second you fire THAT blunt UP you a crackhead
"You gotta be a bold motherfucker  to wake your girl up at 2am to fuck  for 3 mins. Stay hard!"   ~David Goggins
When a girl uploads the after run photo: Main guy: (no comment) doesn't like and passes  Side guy: Cutie...  Guy with No Chance: you are an inspiration for us all & u light up my day
Going for a run gives you energy but you need energy to go for a run. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
I just wanna do that remote control  vibrator thing at a pre-race pasta dinner but y'all boring
A real running friend is someone who  has a picture of you that could ruin your whole future and reputation
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing  the pace... Go run in the olympics  bxtch we trying to have fun
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