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On the treadmill like, "got 40 mins left... that's two 20 min halves...  just gotta get through  10 mins, 4 times."
Never say NEVER with  anything  running related...  "Never could I run a 5k." .... DID IT!  "Never could I run a 10k" ... DID IT! "Never could I run a  Half-Marathon."  ....DID IT!  "Never could I run a Marathon" ....DID IT!
1% of the population will run a  marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the  remaining 99% will know what they  are missing.
A banana is 105 Calories.  A glass of Prosecco is 80.   Choose wisely.
You used my Body Glide where?!?  Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
I ran... and my house is clean. One of these is a lie.
The question is never  "do I want to run?"  the question is always  "if I run, do I have  to wash my hair?"
Just so you're aware...  Between mile  20 and 26.2 I start to use the word  "F**k" like it's a comma.
Just ice it... You'll be fine.  Said every runner ever.
You know who NEVER says "running  is really hard on your joints"?   People who actually run.
There's no place like home.  To poop.
How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a hill it's an incline!
You know you're a runner when...  you are looking forward to a girls  weekend that includes a half-marathon!
I used to think runners were happy  'cause all those endorphins until I  become one. Now I know  it's 'cause we get to eat  and drink when we  are done.
You know you're a runner when... you scoff at paying $10 for a movie ticket  but you'll happily pay  $40 for a 5K that you  hope lasts less than  30 minutes.
Was that one of those color runs?  The one question you don't want to hear after training and completing a marathon!
Thanks for being my running buddy.  That 30 minutes we spend bitching is the best part of my day!
When you decline all social invitations on Friday nights because your long runs are on Saturday mornings...
You know who NEVER says "running is really hard on your joints"?  People who actually run.
Things only runners understand... Sizing up every street, path or alley for its potential as a running route.
There's no place like home.  To poop.
Distance Running; because with a butt this good, who needs sexy feet?
Can you come pick me up? Where  am I? Well I was on a runner's high  and I think I am in Ohio.
"I should stop running until that pain goes away."  Said no runner ever.
People who eat loads of food and never gain weight, I hate you.
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