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Just so you're aware...  Between mile  20 and 26.2 I start to use the word  "F**k" like it's a comma.
The start is what stops most people.
No Line At The Porta Potty!!
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running  faster than you.
No headphones = You can talk to me.  One headphone = You can talk to me  ...if I like you.  Two headphones = F@*k off.
UltraRunning... If you die, we split your gear.
There is no magic pill.  No special shake.  No secret diet.  Just get off your ass!
There's no place like home.  To poop.
Some days you eat salads and go to  the gym. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants.  It's called balance.
The moment your Garmin dies.  It's like the run never happened...
A banana is 105 Calories.  A glass of Prosecco is 80.   Choose wisely.
The only thing working harder than  me during a run is my sports bra.
Marathon? Nah, I'm training for  Black Friday!
Why does the need to pee intensify by  a million after you start running a race?
They moved the finish line?!???
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