Thanks for being my running buddy.  That 30 minutes we spend bitching is the best part of my day!
I used to think runners were happy  'cause all those endorphins until I  become one. Now I know  it's 'cause we get to eat  and drink when we  are done.
Was that one of those color runs?  The one question you don't want to hear after training and completing a marathon!
You know you're a runner when... you scoff at paying $10 for a movie ticket  but you'll happily pay  $40 for a 5K that you  hope lasts less than  30 minutes
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running  faster than you.
You know who NEVER says "running is really hard on your joints"?  People who actually run.
Never underestimate the strength of a woman. Never mess with one that runs 13.1 miles for fun.
Why does the need to pee intensify by  a million after you start running a race?
No headphones = You can talk to me.  One headphone = You can talk to me  ...if I like you.  Two headphones = F@*k off.
Distance Running; because with a butt this good, who needs sexy feet?
Can you come pick me up? Where  am I? Well I was on a runner's high  and I think I am in Ohio.
People who eat loads of food and never gain weight, I hate you.
Scientific research suggests that  runners lose both their sense of personal space and smell after completing a race.
The moment your Garmin dies.  It's like the run never happened...
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