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Just so you're aware... Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F**k" like it's a comma.
The start is what stops most people.
No Line At The Porta Potty!!
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you.
UltraRunning... If you die, we split your gear.
No headphones = You can talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me ...if I like you. Two headphones = F@*k off.
There is no magic pill. No special shake. No secret diet. Just get off your ass!
There's no place like home. To poop.
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It's called balance.
The moment your Garmin dies. It's like the run never happened...
The only thing working harder than me during a run is my sports bra.
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
The more you WORKOUT, the weaker HIS knees get.
Why does the need to pee intensify by a million after you start running a race?
Marathon? Nah, I'm training for Black Friday!
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