Tired of my fitness posts? Just block everything health and fitness related... You know like in your real life.
That awkward moment when you  think, "What is that smell."  Then you realize it's you.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
The more you WORKOUT, the weaker  HIS knees get.
Warning:  Frequent racing may lead to an excessive collection of medals and tech shirts.   It will also eliminate the  need to ever buy safety pins.
Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds  and only two days to  gain 'em back?
Some days you eat salad and go for  a long run. Other days you drink two bottles of wine, eat a whole pizza and finish off with a carton of ice-cream.  IT'S CALLED BALANCE.
The voices told me to buy more  running shoes.
No headphones = You can talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me  ...if I like you. Two headphones = F@*k off.
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday!
Just changed my Facebook name to
RUNNER: One who has six pairs of "retired" running shoes in her closet in addition to the ones currently in use.
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