FRIEND:   Bro. Looks pretty hot...

FRIEND:   Never mind, she's a heel

striker.
eBib text : FRIEND: Bro. Looks pretty hot... FRIEND: Never mind, she's a heel striker.

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Me after finally deciding what to  watch on Netflix
Running in the cold is great because  you can add layers til you're comfy...  With the heat you can only take off so many layers before it becomes illegal
Currently enjoying four and a half inches of fresh snow. Or as many men say, "about 7 inches."
Doesn't matter how cold it gets, there will always be that one runner...
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING  * people are being told to stay  inside unless going out is  completely necessary  * runners are being  told to wear a hat
The four stages of my day off: 1. I'll go for a run & do so much stuff 2. LATER, I'll do lots stuff 3. EVENTUALLY, I'll do some stuff 4. OH NO
No one:  Me:  "Oh so you wanna race huh?"
Running on the treadmill isn't even that bad. Most of y'all hate it because social media tells you to
Not tonight honey.. I have my long run in the morning
"How was your run?" "A total waste of Body Glide."
Not to toot my own horn (fucking beep beep) but I just killed my workout
Life without my crazy running friends will be so boring
* 28F feels like 18F * It's begging to look a lot like  fuck this
When you just gave someone  directions and you just stand there and watch them taking a wrong turn
All runners have that one song that awakens the Olympian in them
It's not bragging when I tell you how  many miles I ran today... It's so you  don't judge when I devour a whole  box of donuts in one sitting.
I'm 40 but I feel like I'm 20...  Until I hang out with some 20 year olds for mile repeats. Then I'm like no,  never mind, I'm 40
You ever been in a race and think  to yourself  "i'm gonna miss this"
Some runners cuss too much....  It's me, I'm some runners.
My favorite childhood memory -eating junk food and thinking wtf are calories
* taper week * I'm either annoyed or annoying... There's no in-between.
November... the month when marathon season ends and eating season begins
Me after NYC Marathon: "this muscle  soreness can't possibly get any worse"  Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness:  "Ohhhh just wait bitch, there is more!!"
Don't let anyone bullshit you, running  a marathon is fucking hard.
YES! YES! I did it! I feel fabulous.I'm badass, I finished my first marathon!  I am amazing! This is the best  I ever felt in my entire life!  Umm, bring the car to me,  I can't move from here...
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