Got twisted in a sweaty sports bra 

today... my whole life flashed before 

my eyes... I honestly thought I 

was gonna be stuck like that 

till I died of dehydration 

or something.
eBib text : Got twisted in a sweaty sports bra today... my whole life flashed before my eyes... I honestly thought I was gonna be stuck like that till I died of dehydration or something.

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I like my morning run more than I like most people
Body: sexy  Feet: f*cked
Fun fact: a blue whale’s anus can  stretch to approximately 3 and a half  feet, making it the second largest  asshole on the planet, just behind irresponsible mountain bikers
September already??? October is  practically next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year,  everybody.
Dear taco trucks, please consider  cruising the neighborhoods like ice  cream trucks ey..
Never seen anyone cycling and smiling, so that's all I need to know about that.
Ok, hear me out: an old-fashioned  candy necklace but with Tylenol and Ibuprofen
People get confused when converting kilometers to miles. It's simple. Take the distance you want to convert (let's say 15km for example) and you f*cken google what it is in miles
It's not bragging when I tell you how  many miles I ran today... It's so you  don't judge when I devour a whole  box of Oreos in one sitting
WEBSITE: We use cookies to improve performance  ME: Same
ULTRARUNNING. Because 26.2 is for  wimps. In real sports you go until your  organs start shutting down
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... to qualify for Boston
No one:  Running: Have a stress fracture. You've earned it.
My mom was wrong about "don't talk to strangers online" y'all cool asf
For a generation that is hype on true  crime – y'all be sharing your running routes with f*cking everyone a lot
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