Me before running: ..No

Me during running: ...whyyy

Me after running: ..whhyyyyy

Me the next day: ...whhyyyy

Me to anyone that asks about 

running: "it's the best part 

of my day, you feel so 

great and refreshed and 

you should totally go"
eBib text : Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should totally go"

Funny eBibs

There should be a championship where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like f*ck it, let's see how fast humans can really run
Sometimes I wonder if all these running injuries are happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people
People be like, “I got 99 problems...” and I’m over here like,   “...have you  ever tried  running?”
Me: I'll add 2 miles to my long run... How harder could it be?  Also me:
First we do the running, then we do the things...
If you eat GU on your off days from running, are you a weirdo?  Asking for  a friend.
You know you're a runner when  something cracks almost every time you move
Me: I'll run 5 today  Garmin: 5.12 miles Me: wow looks like I gotta run 6 now
"Money can't buy you happiness." My friend and I buying happiness:
OMG! I haven't seen you in forever! Let's stand in everyone's way and talk about our annoying kids
Being on social media may waste my time but at least it also makes me angry and  increases my chances  to go for a run
I don't run through injury–that would be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the injury exists. That's tooootally different.
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