I do this cute thing where I stay up 

all night, and then feel like shit 

in the morning during my run
eBib text : I do this cute thing where I stay up all night, and then feel like shit in the morning during my run

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I hate that "shortness of breath" is a coronavirus symptom, every time I run uphill I think I've got it
Y'all ever wish you could be quarantined with your social media running friends, or is that just me?
I miss racing every day.. but that after  slow sex while talking & kissing be  the BEST
Nowadays you gotta sign up for a fall marathon in several states just in case
Sweaty runner at 7-Eleven: "I'm risking my life being here and you don't have the Gatorade I want"
First week back in the gym, don't watch  the weights I'm lifting. Mind your own  business
Shout out to the runners who haven't  felt okay lately, but get up everyday  and refuse to quit. Stay strong!!  You are my people
I'm looking forward to the Rock'n'Roll virtual running series. I heard they're your normal runs but with medals
My soul mate is probably driving  alone, with a mask on. Come  pick me up stupid
Words to live by: "When your running shoes costs $250 you can't afford to be running virtual races"
If you see me running around the block with a race bib pinned on my shirt,  mind your own business
If I sign up for a virtual race then  the virus has won
Running and wine are my quarantine  life coaches. Running: "you got it girl!" Wine: "no you don't but cheers"
Sometimes you need an early morning  run, sometimes you need an orgasm  and 3 expresso shots
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