I either go for a run or I eat all 

the groceries I bought for the 

week. There's no in between.
eBib text : I either go for a run or I eat all the groceries I bought for the week. There's no in between.

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Been on a no-carbs diet for two weeks and proud to say I lost 14 days  of happiness
Can't tell if I need a run or to get hit by a car at this point
I tried to tell my doctor that I haven't  run since my last visit and he just  responded "Ashley... I follow you  on Instagram"
Ok so it turns out I was in fact running for Garmin Connect and not for 'myself'
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not  leaving my bed. There is no  in between
We wanted to run an ultra so bad. Now look at us. Just f*cking look
A minute after pressing snooze = 0.03 seconds.  A minute on the treadmill = 3 million yrs
RUNNING HACK: There are no f*cking hacks. If running  is difficult, RUN MORE
Me stepping out the door, ready to  burn 240 calories after consuming  12,700 over the weekend
Me: "I'm just going to relax and enjoy  a quiet evening at home"  *Mainly because I spent all my  money on running gear and  virtual races*
Runner chicks always busy until you send them a "You hungry?" text
Miles ahead.  Worries behind.
Body:  sexy  Feet:  f*cked
I'm actually the meanest person if I don't get my run in. I would literally yell shut up to anything that is  making noise
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