I think it is just terrible and

disgusting  how everyone has treated

Lance Armstrong, especially after what 

he achieved, winning seven Tour de

France races while on drugs. When 

I was on drugs, I couldn't even find 

my bike.
eBib text : I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.

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I like my morning run more than I like most people
Body: sexy  Feet: f*cked
Fun fact: a blue whale’s anus can  stretch to approximately 3 and a half  feet, making it the second largest  asshole on the planet, just behind irresponsible mountain bikers
September already??? October is  practically next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year,  everybody.
Dear taco trucks, please consider  cruising the neighborhoods like ice  cream trucks ey..
Never seen anyone cycling and smiling, so that's all I need to know about that.
Ok, hear me out: an old-fashioned  candy necklace but with Tylenol and Ibuprofen
People get confused when converting kilometers to miles. It's simple. Take the distance you want to convert (let's say 15km for example) and you f*cken google what it is in miles
It's not bragging when I tell you how  many miles I ran today... It's so you  don't judge when I devour a whole  box of Oreos in one sitting
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ULTRARUNNING. Because 26.2 is for  wimps. In real sports you go until your  organs start shutting down
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... to qualify for Boston
No one:  Running: Have a stress fracture. You've earned it.
My mom was wrong about "don't talk to strangers online" y'all cool asf
For a generation that is hype on true  crime – y'all be sharing your running routes with f*cking everyone a lot
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