I'm having one of those days that's not a Saturday
eBib text : I'm having one of those days that's not a Saturday
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Congratulation on dating a runner.
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do with my life because it's 107 outside and i hate treadmills
It's not the heat it's the humidity. And the morons.
Me when the smallest inconvenient thing happens in my life
How long are you supposed to rest in between mile repeats? Like 6 months?
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons 4 ultras...you must be soooo healthy ME: *caffeine-addicted, chronically tired, occasional binge-eating, shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do it's my ankle
You used my Squirrel's Nut Butter where?!?? Yeah you go ahead and keep that
He's a 10 but he's a marathoner on the streets and a sprinter in the sheets
Petition to start parties at 5:45 so I can be in bed by 8:30.... Marathon season is upon us !!
The first 2 miles don't count if you have anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person
I have faced more peer pressure to run a marathon than to do drugs
"Your marathon time could be a lot better if you just ran faster" –Sir Mo Farah
Smile if you made somebody run a race with you
I swear the happiest part of the day is when I'm running
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