PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. 

8 ultras, you must be so healthy!

ME:  *caffeine-addicted*

*chronically tired*

*occasional binge-eating*

*shin stress-fractures*



"Haha yeah idk it's just

a lifestyle at this point"
eBib text : PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. 8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"

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Don't let anyone bullshit you, running  a marathon is fucking hard.
YES! YES! I did it! I feel fabulous.I'm badass, I finished my first marathon!  I am amazing! This is the best  I ever felt in my entire life!  Umm, bring the car to me,  I can't move from here...
Therapist:  and what do we do when  we feel this way? Me:  buy running shoes  Therapist:  no
Only runners will understand... That nervous pee you get before a race  even though you've already gone to  the bathroom a million times...
If you're a NON-RUNNER and you're NOT BLOCKED YET congratulations on minding your own business
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over five boroughs  just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer. Welcome to the insanity !!
Me: "I have to go home, I have so much  stuff to do"   When I get home:
Running with someone with  the same pace as you is  actually important
"I could eat."  -Me, anytime I'm not running.
Someone:  the only time I run is when  i'm being chased Me:  . . . . suspicious
Funny how things change with time.  I used to hate running.
Being attracted to someone's pace is a real thing
Ugh my therapist blocked my number again.... he knows it's taper week for New York marathon and I call him for  any minor inconvenience
Finish Lines are where you realize just how beautiful is to be alive in this world
I suck at running on the treadmill...  6 minutes in and I'm like "So it's fuck me time huh"
* 1mile burns 100 calories * There is nothing worse than spending calories on disappointing food
*Friday mood* me to me at 10am: okay, now that  my marathon is over....  I'm  going out tonight  me at 7pm: haha oops
Being a baby–with a 'mother runner' must be traumatizing at times. Imagine going to sleep in your house and you wake up in the forest
It's one of those days where if I don't go for a run, you'll be lucky not to see me on the news
Just once I would like to make it  through an entire hill workout without having a WTF moment
If you love her, buy her running shoes.                        –Psalms 18:2
GPS : Connected Me : then fucking act like it
Me: I think I'm ready to call it a day GPS Watch: total distance 1.18 miles
Fitbit: Sore today, strong tomorrow Me: Nope, still sore
You know you're a runner when...  You can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and  you really mean it.
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