Q: If a gym has 75 treadmills, and only 1 is being used, what do you do? A: You go home because it's your favorite one being used. Math is easy.
eBib text : Q: If a gym has 75 treadmills, and only 1 is being used, what do you do? A: You go home because it's your favorite one being used. Math is easy.
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At your lowest, you realize a lot.
The fact that my entire body cracks like a glowstick whenever I move and yet refuses to glow is very disappointing
The runner urge to check yourself out in store windows as you run by
"More running gear? No, I have plenty." –said no runner ever
People get confused when converting kilometers to miles. It's simple. Take the distance you want to convert (let's say 15km for example) and you f*cken google what it is in miles
Sorry I'm not one of those people who looks sexier when they sweat
You know you're a triathlete when you can double the value of your car by putting your bike on the rack
Someone is out there holding their breath waiting for you to fail. Make sure they suffocate.
I recently met a new runner and both of us proceeded to share our life stories in a span of 10 minutes. My husband was shocked that we shared so much as strangers. I explained that runners don't feel like strangers. We're experiencing...
I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat
"I used to hate running." –every current runner everywhere
Definitely sign up for a triathlon because running isn't hard enough already and free time is stupid
Top Seven Things About the Weekend: 1. I 2. Have 3. My 4. Long 5. Run 6. F*ck 7. Off
When I say "Sorry I have plans this weekend" this is what I have planned
Running be teaching me life lessons fr
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