Running an ultra-marathon is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
eBib text : Running an ultra-marathon is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
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Fun fact: a blue whale’s anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet, just behind irresponsible mountain bikers
September already??? October is practically next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.
Dear taco trucks, please consider cruising the neighborhoods like ice cream trucks ey..
Never seen anyone cycling and smiling, so that's all I need to know about that.
Ok, hear me out: an old-fashioned candy necklace but with Tylenol and Ibuprofen
People get confused when converting kilometers to miles. It's simple. Take the distance you want to convert (let's say 15km for example) and you f*cken google what it is in miles
It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today... It's so you don't judge when I devour a whole box of Oreos in one sitting
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ULTRARUNNING. Because 26.2 is for wimps. In real sports you go until your organs start shutting down
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... to qualify for Boston
No one: Running: Have a stress fracture. You've earned it.
My mom was wrong about "don't talk to strangers online" y'all cool asf
For a generation that is hype on true crime – y'all be sharing your running routes with f*cking everyone a lot
Be raw. Be open. Be f*cking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.
idk who needs to hear this but whatever running injury you have, it's your fault
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