The struggle lies not in running all  

the miles, but in getting the damn 

sports bra off
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I suck at running on the treadmill...  6 minutes in and I'm like "So it's fuck me time huh"
* 1mile burns 100 calories * There is nothing worse than spending calories on disappointing food
*Friday mood* me to me at 10am: okay, now that  my marathon is over....  I'm  going out tonight  me at 7pm: haha oops
Being a baby–with a 'mother runner' must be traumatizing at times. Imagine going to sleep in your house and you wake up in the forest
It's one of those days where if I don't go for a run, you'll be lucky not to see me on the news
Just once I would like to make it  through an entire hill workout without having a WTF moment
If you love her, buy her running shoes.                        –Psalms 18:2
GPS : Connected Me : then fucking act like it
Me: I think I'm ready to call it a day GPS Watch: total distance 1.18 miles
Fitbit: Sore today, strong tomorrow Me: Nope, still sore
You know you're a runner when...  You can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and  you really mean it.
Me: I think I want to skip 2020 Boston Inner me: like you have a choice
My "Fuck it, it'll get better" attitude needs to chill the fuck out
Today I really said "I just want to run, no more training programs  or races." And that's when  I realized...... NO MORE  MEDALS. reevaluating
"You ran a marathon?? Did you win it??  Some people just drain the  fucking nice out of you
Therapist: and what do we do when  we feel sad Me: we go for a run Therapist: [nods] we go  for a run
I think I've reached that point in my  life where happy hour is a nap
Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable and nearing a mental    breakdown, training is    going great thanks.
When the stabbing pain is a red flag  but red is your fave color
Thanks for being my go-to running  friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
I have 2 moods: - overtraining - overeating
When people say they want  to go for a run with me... Oh so you wanna go  for a RUN RUN
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I'm not "fast for a girl", I'm just fast.
*day 3 without RUNNING* Cashier: Have a nice day Me: Don't worry bout me Hoe
I didn't choose running.  Running chose me.
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