Therapist: and what do we do 

when we feel sad?

Me: buy running shoes

Therapist: no
eBib text : Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no

Funny eBibs

Running Shoes: buy us  Me: yes master
The older I get, the earlier it gets late
Something only a runner would understand... Traveling somewhere  new to run a race IS a vacation !!
Marry the one who buys you running shoes... They last longer than flowers.
Tip: If you aren't happy with your race times, try running a little bit faster
FACT: In our lifetimes, we will spend 3 yrs waiting in line for a port-a-potty  and 5 yrs picking out the  perfect selfie to post  on social media
Can't put my finger on what I'm in  the mood for.... Could it be donuts?  A quick run? An orgasm?  Amazon shopping? idk
According to my calorie intake, I need  to be on the treadmill for two years
Treadmill: hi  Me: no thank you
1. DENIAL  2. ANGER  3. BARGAINING  4. DEPRESSION  5. ACCEPTANCE  *my stages of getting  ready for treadmill
I ran... and my house is clean.  One of these is a lie.
*IT band still sore AF* No one: Ibuprofen: I got you babe
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