Therapist: and what do we do 

when we feel sad?

Me: buy running shoes

Therapist: no
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You might be a runner if... you take words such as badass, insane, freak, beast, crazy, and  obsessed as compliments
My daughter drew me showing off  my favorite "bling"... I've never felt more understood
In bed by 8 pm on a Friday night is  code for "there is a race tomorrow"
WARNING: I'm exercising, eating right  and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!
If you skip a run cause it's too cold, you're a lil b*tch    - Old Chinese Saying
ME: "I'm just going to relax and enjoy  a quiet evening at home"  *Mainly because I spent  all my money on running  gear & race entry fees*
It's time to go for a run and I'm still walking funny from my last workout
What's more painful than running on  the treadmill? Earphones with  only one side working
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons..  you must be soooo healthy! ME:  *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
I was born to be wild, but only until  9pm or so
I think I've reached that point in my life where happy hour is a nap
Me: I'm not competitive... it's only  a tempo run    Other Me:  f*cking destroy them
Me: *saves $20 from not eating out*  Me: I think I'll reward myself by buying this $160 running shoes
Anyone else reached that age where  you gain weight if you breathe
I either go for a run or I eat all the groceries I bought for the week.  There's no in-between
Running Shoes: buy us  Me: yes master
The older I get, the earlier it gets late
Something only a runner would understand... Traveling somewhere  new to run a race IS a vacation !!
Marry the one who buys you running shoes... They last longer than flowers.
Tip: If you aren't happy with your race times, try running a little bit faster
FACT: In our lifetimes, we will spend 3 yrs waiting in line for a port-a-potty  and 5 yrs picking out the  perfect selfie to post  on social media
Can't put my finger on what I'm in  the mood for.... Could it be donuts?  A quick run? An orgasm?  Amazon shopping? idk
According to my calorie intake, I need  to be on the treadmill for two years
Treadmill: hi  Me: no thank you
1. DENIAL  2. ANGER  3. BARGAINING  4. DEPRESSION  5. ACCEPTANCE  *my stages of getting  ready for treadmill
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