Therapist: and what do we do 

when we feel sad?

Me: buy running shoes

Therapist: no
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Singing out loud while listening to  music during a run is the ultimate form of self care
2020 is in 3 months wtf
You might have more talent than me,  you might be smarter than me, you  might be sexier than me...  But if we get on the treadmill  together, there's two things:  You're getting off first,  or I'm going to die.  It's really that simple....
Running's a pain in the ass.  But it sure gives me a nice one.
Let's have a moment of silence for all  those who are stuck in traffic on  their way to the gym to ride  the stationary bicycle.
You glow different when you just  scored a new PR
What do running partners and dogs have in common? They’re both always there for you when the going gets tough!
I'm the kind of person that will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough
Y'all ever cried over a marathon PR  you missed by less than a minute?? That's a different type of hurt right  there
NO ONE: ABSOLUTELY NO ONE:  ME: hey y'all do you want  to see today's splits Of course you do, here they are
I love wearing sunglasses.  Am I looking at your face?? Am I looking at you ass? No one knows.
"I wanna run Chicago with you" –a love language
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get  punched in the throat.
That "Oh shit" feeling when you're  winded by your warmup...
Find someone that looks at you  the same way you look at the 2020  Boston Marathon Confirmation of Acceptance email.
Let whoever think whatever,  just keep getting better.
Do you ever just wear headphones  so people won't talk to you?
You know you're a runner when...  You can run 6 miles nonstop and still  feel out of shape.
I either go for a run or I eat all  the groceries I bought for the  week. There's no in between.
When Tuesday feels hit you and you realize Running, Coffee & Wine  are solely responsible for  keeping you afloat
Body: Sexy Feet: Fucked
You know who NEVER says "Running is really hard on your joints"? People who actually run.
Based on how much my body cracks and pops during my morning run, I'm pretty sure I'm about 78% Rice Krispies
When you survive another week of  marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life.
Therapist: and what do we do when  we feel like this?  Me: sign up for another race  Therapist: no
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