Therapist: and what do we do 

when we feel sad?

Me: buy running shoes

Therapist: no
eBib text : Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no

Funny eBibs

Therapist:  F*ck anyone who  doesn't like running    Me: Wow, that's a lot of sex
BREAKING NEWS   Dude sets up his own gym at home  and he still doesn't go
You know you’re a runner when... You finished 10 miles and you don’t brag to your friends because it’s not a big deal anymore
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!
I wear workout clothes to dick appointments so my "walk of shame"  looks like an early morning run
No rich parents. No assistance.  No handouts. No favors. No excuses.  Straight hunger. Straight  ambition. Straight hustle.
Your comeback will be greater than the setback you just experienced
Biggest flex is loving yourself the way you wished they did.  Be your own damn upgrade
Do you ever try to breathe quieter while running up a hill so the others could  not hear you fighting for your life?
That moment when you realize it's  a rest day... and you just don't know what to do with your life anymore
"Why do VEGANS want their food to look like meat?" For the same reason people use dildos. Looks the same,  feels the same, fills a  hole, no hearts are  broken in the  process
January 1st 2020 me and July 1st  2020 me are two VERY different people
Most of being a runner in 90F weather  is whispering "f*ck this" while going for a run anyway
"I'm a fu*king 7x26.2.......... If he not tapping out I'm not tapping out either... I will die on the dick"
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