Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. you must be soooo healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
I was born to be wild, but only until 9pm or so
I think I've reached that point in my life where happy hour is a nap
Me: I'm not competitive... it's only a tempo run Other Me: f*cking destroy them
Me: *saves $20 from not eating out* Me: I think I'll reward myself by buying this $160 running shoes
Anyone else reached that age where you gain weight if you breathe
I either go for a run or I eat all the groceries I bought for the week. There's no in-between
Running Shoes: buy us Me: yes master
The older I get, the earlier it gets late
Something only a runner would understand... Traveling somewhere new to run a race IS a vacation !!
Marry the one who buys you running shoes... They last longer than flowers.
Tip: If you aren't happy with your race times, try running a little bit faster
FACT: In our lifetimes, we will spend 3 yrs waiting in line for a port-a-potty and 5 yrs picking out the perfect selfie to post on social media
Can't put my finger on what I'm in the mood for.... Could it be donuts? A quick run? An orgasm? Amazon shopping? idk
According to my calorie intake, I need to be on the treadmill for two years
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