Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Who the f**k runs 5 miles in 30 seconds??
Just so you're aware... Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F**k" like it's a comma.
My superpower? I change from "pretty girl" to "hot, panting, smelly wad of hair and sweat" in under 30 minutes. Wanna see?
Morning check list: Clothed? Ah sufficiently. Keys? Yep just found 'em. Coffee cup? Full. Sanity? Sanity? And we have a runner.
Do you know that amazing feeling of waking up in the morning and having tons of energy? Me neither.
Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller... RUNNING.
Runner thoughts. "Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.... Does my knee hurt? ... ... .. Nope! Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy...."
My husband said I run like a girl, and I said if he ran a little faster he could too.
3 Cupcakes = 534 Cal = 5 miles. I could give up cupcakes, but I'm not a quitter.
The best diet shake... is the shake your booty makes when you run!
Best thing about Monday? Telling everyone about your PR from the race over the weekend!
Well, I went for a run in the rain today... And I didn't melt. So there goes that theory.
The awkward moment when you are lifting more than the guy next to you... Just kidding.. not awkward, straight awesome!
I'm really sick and tired of food having calories.
What do I think about when I run? Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always 75% off.
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