Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: ran a marathon!
Always keep a good bottle of wine in the fridge for "special occasions." Obviously, my run is a "special occasion". I've started running daily!
You know you're a runner when... Your Sunday mornings are earlier than your Mondays.
How do you know if someone is a runner? You'll know because it's all they talk about.
"Training is making me lose so much weight!!" ...said no marathoner ever!
I may appear harmless... But inside I'm completely badass.
1 mile = 11O calories 1 Beer = 145 calories Guess it's time to run another marathon...
Dear boys, until you start having periods, babies, ...and run 26.2 miles just for fun, you're not as strong as you think.
Win or Lose... We Booze !!
Yes, I'm guilty! I just killed my workout.
We don't want to be Barbie, we want to be stronger than Ken.
You think I'm crazy because I run?? Trust me, you'd see crazy if I didn't run !
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
Money talks. Mine always says, "Wanna go to the running store today?"
You know you're a runner... When you're asked how your weekend was, you can only reply in miles.
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