Remember that time you said "yes, 

I will cruise with you..." Can you

imagine how different our lives would 

be had you started telling me no back
Of COURSE it's a coincidence that there

is a race (with a really cool medal) in

the same place I planned our vacation!
The look your partner gives when they

find out you searched races in order to

plan the location and date of your

I'm only in it for the socially

acceptable day drinking.
Trail Running; Because the squirrels

are the only ones who truly appreciate

my out of breath singing.
Running injuries suck!  No more racing

until my hamstring is.... Oh look at

the medal you get for this one!
The Track:  where you go to run in 

circles in order to make progress.
Nothing makes a race more attractive 

than hearing other runners complain

about the grueling course.
Distance Running; because with a butt

this good, who needs sexy feet?
There's that moment in every long

distance run when I think "how fast do

I really want to get back to the kids?"
If you think I'm crazy for running, you

should see me when I've missed a few

I love the simplicity of running.  

Just you and your running shoes.   

And a tech shirt, GPS watch, 

MP3 player, heart rate monitor, 

headlamp, hydration belt,

hat, sunglasses, rain jacket...
The face a runner makes when trying to

eat a gel packet or more commonly

referred to as "Flavored Snot"...
When you find out the flavor Gatorade

at the aid station is your least

You used my Body Glide® where?!? 

Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
Sure, I have a runner's body. I have a

body and I run with it.
How many 'learn to run' clinics

can I take before I'm a

'terminal beginner'?
Just standing here at mile 25.2 making

sure no one says, "You're ALMOST

$180 for new trail shoes.

Worth every penny!
Finish line.... must... sprint...
If everyone strapped on 50 lb weights, 

I'd be the fast one!
Seriously considering wearing a diaper

for my next half, but I'm worried about

the chafing.
Is it wrong to want to wear this medal

constantly for the next week?
...maybe Ryan Gosling is waiting at the

finish line....with a beer...YEAH! 

Let's go girl!
Toes with nail polish? (10)

Toes with REAL toe nails under the

polish? (classified)

An entire chocolate 

cake counts as carb 

loading doesn't it??
A road never seems hilly until you

decide to run up it.

It only took me 7hrs & 10min to figure

that out !!!
Life is always good with my running

buddy by my side.
It's 2015 and food can still make you 


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