What if the Hokey Pokey IS what 

it’s all about?
I’ve got the runs.
I’m a drinker with a running problem.
Never again until the next one –

that’s what marathons do to you.
Running won’t kill you, 

you’ll pass out first.
Some days even my lucky rocket ship

underpants won't help.
Do you know what I got for Christmas?

Fat. I got fat.
Make-up on a long run? I'm lucky if 

my hair doesn't look like a rabid

animal died in it.
The problem with the world is that

everyone is a few drinks behind.
Mimosas - a socially acceptable way 

to start partying after a race.... 

at breakfast!

(n) the tendency to not start anything 

until you've had a cup of coffee.
I'm sorry for what I said 

before I had 

my run.
Relay Season!  It's All Fun And Games

Until Your Teammate Gets Lost And 

Runs To The Wrong Exchange.
No Line At The Porta Potty!!
The reaction you have when you think it

is a snake but it turns out to be a

If one more persons yells "Nearly

there" When it's a mile away...

We'll stop posting about our running

when you stop sharing photos of your

SHUT UP, PAIN! I trained not to stop

until finish line!
1 run per week will make you quite fit.

2 runs per week are ok, but still weak.

3 runs per week will make sure you

   never get sick!

4 runs per week are just about it.

5 runs per week is more than you need.

6 runs per week is a little bit sick…

7 runs per week: hey, you’re a freak!
You might be a runner if your new best

friend is someone you just met on the

race course.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

And 3 runs per week make sure you 

never get sick!
Friends don't let friends do long runs

Marathon Thoughts: 

I'm going to die.  But if I don't, 

I totally want to do this again.
"Runfie"...the art of taking the

perfect pic mid run...
What's on my running playlist? 

Obviously anything with 180 bpm...
Black toes, chafing and hills?  Bring

it on bitches... I got a time to beat!
Remember that time you said "yes, 

I will cruise with you..." Can you

imagine how different our lives would 

be had you started telling me no back
Of COURSE it's a coincidence that there

is a race (with a really cool medal) in

the same place I planned our vacation!
The look your partner gives when they

find out you searched races in order to

plan the location and date of your

I'm only in it for the socially

acceptable day drinking.
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