RUNNER: One who has six pairs of

"retired" running shoes in her closet

in addition to the ones currently in
Another weekend, another race... 

Medal and t-shirt!
Every box of raisins is a tragic story

of grapes that could have been wine.
The Running Thief
Monique Tudman
April 27, 2015
26.2 ...because 26.3 would be CRAZY!
Runners anniversary gifts are always in

Joggers bounce up and down at red

lights. Runners just stand there 

looking pissed.
Do You Have Good Scars?
Monique Tudman
April 27, 2015
You know you are a runner if...

You can spot a running buddy from 

miles away in their running gear, but 

a name tag would be helpful in casual
For me, a true champion is a guy who'd

never ran before and decided it's time

to change his life and start running.

Believe it or not, that takes a lot of

What I love about long runs with you are
our totally inappropriate conversations

that no sane people should have ever!
Dare To Dream Big
Monique Tudman
June 21, 2014
My "alone" time is sometimes for your

I workout because it's good for me.

Also, because I like to eat. A lot.
Hustlers don't sleep. We take naps!
Truth, Beauty And The Finish Line.
Monique Tudman
June 16, 2014
I don't always pay to run a 5K. When 

I do, it is for a good cause. 'Cause 

I like the medal!
Most people don't realize this, but you

can run without telling Facebook 

about it.
It's all about that pace, 'bout that

pace, no walking....
Putting The Fun Back Into Training Plans
July 25, 2013
London Marathon....26.2 miles. Bring it

on, I'm ready now.
Trail Running: Because the squirrels

are the only ones that like to hear my 

out of breath singing!
Sometimes, when we are running....Our

shoes get really squeaky...!!!
$#*! My Coach Says
July 19, 2013
Does this shirt make 

my butt look fast?
What won't kill you will get you 

your next PR.
How can you tell if someone ran a

marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
There Is No Such Thing Ss Slow!
July 19, 2013
Yelling "Run Forrest Run" at me?!

I'm blown away by your creativity!
Pain is temporary... but your finishing

time posted on the internet is forever.
You know you're a runner when... 

you sprint through the yellow light

like it's the finish line because you 

don't want to wait...
Best Running T-shirts Quotes
July 19, 2013
You know you're a runner when..

you try guessing the pace of a runner

as they pass you.
Running keeps me busy until 

acceptable to have a drink. Or two...
.... Because it's OK to smile at 

Mile 21!!
RUN – Jeff Edmonds
July 16, 2013
Just remember.... left, right, left, 

right.....  repeat.
The voices told me to buy more 

running shoes.
You know you're a runner when... 

you are looking forward to a girls 

weekend that includes a half-marathon!
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