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Runner's High. 

Still legal in all 50 states.
Can you come pick me up? Where 

am I? Well I was on a runner's high 

and I think I am in Ohio.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity...

and the morons.
I've been waiting all winter to start 

complaining about the summer heat.
I take my overall hydration  

seriously.. During and 

after the run!
I heard "Hon let's do something fun, 

not let's do a five mile run".
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee 

is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn

hydrated!
You mean I have to run back!!!!!!
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you

could drag your ass over 13.1 miles 

just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a 

glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
Got twisted in a sweaty sports bra 

today... my whole life flashed before

my eyes... I honestly thought 

I was gonna be stuck like that 

till I died of dehydration 

or something.
You know who NEVER says "running 

is really hard on your joints"? 

People who actually run.
It's not bragging when I tell you how 

many miles I ran today. It's so you 

don't judge when I devour the whole 

bag of chips.
Runs half marathons. 

Still looks for close parking spots.
If only I ran as fast as I registered.
That awkward moment when you think,

"What is that smell." 

Then you realize it's you.
I'm just gonna stay here for a minute,

until I see another runner

or race photographer. 



Then, it's on!
The Track: Where you go to run in

circles in order to make progress.
You know you are determined when you

bring your running clothes with you to

work and you don't care if you smell

the rest of the day.
Always be yourself, unless

you can be Superman. 

Then always be 

Superman.
I am beautiful and intelligent but Not 

a Size 0. God had to be fair!
After working all day in the office, 

I sometimes need a bit of motivation.
Please God - if you can't make me 

fast, make my friends slow!!
Yes, just like that!
Yeah, there's a 12 year old ahead of

me; but he doesn't get beer after 

the race!
Thoughts on my run:

It's a beautiful day for a run...

This sucks...

It's starting to feel far...

Six minutes?!..

I must be 1/2 way by now...

What?! Only two miles in?
We'll stop posting about our running 

when you stop sharing photos of your

food.
STAY FIT, getting back on track is so

damn frustrating.
Never again until the next one - that's

what a marathon will do to you.
Sometimes I feel like giving up. 

Then I remember I have a lot of people

to prove wrong!
When I post a run selfie, 

I am not bragging. 

I am assuring my loved 

ones that I am still alive!
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