Hot Garbage Garage Runs
Suzy Slane
October 07, 2015
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

New Featured eBibs

My morning run is the portal to zero  fucks land
Life Hack: Running helps you deal with annoying  family members during the holidays
Different day, same shit.
If you think I'm an asshole now you  should have met me before I started running        #progress
Doesn't matter how cold it gets,  there will always be that one runner
Look, I know you are tired. I am too but  keep going. We got shit to do in 2022
Remember, your current running pace  is someone else's goal pace. Be kind  to yourself
sometimes during sex I get jealous  of how many calories my husband is  burning
I legit only drink gatorade, coffee or  alcohol. I'm either hydrated, drunk or jittery as hell!
A true running friend waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run
"Why do you run every day?" Me: So I'm less of an asshole
My friend: "My track workouts are not that hard, you won't die or anything"  Me after:
Name a better feeling than going for  a run you almost canceled and it ends  up being amazing
26 POINT FRICKIN TWO. Because my kids deserve a mother  they can brag about.
I overthink. I overtrain. I overeat.
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