Hot Garbage Garage Runs
Suzy Slane
October 07, 2015
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Remember when people use to party  til 4am and be at work by 7am?  Y'all still do that?
I wonder how often my neighbors look  at me and think "This bitch is crazy"
"That's fucked up." –Me trying to console    someone
Thanks to running I have no titties BUT MY ASS flat too goodnight
This year went by so fast I ain't even got to lose weight
Ima be honest... I pay zero attention to gas prices. Tf ima do bout it... walk to practice?
Experts: A serving size of chips is  10 chips. Runners: I eat 10 chips while  standing in the pantry with  the bag open, trying to decide  if I want to eat chips
Coffee is so confident.  It's just a wet bean, and it's like, "I'm worth $5.75 and you  need me, bitch."
When you're on the runningwarehouse website and your husband asks "do you really need that?" Do I really need you, Greg?
Most common thoughts during a run:  What in the actual fuck...? How in the actual fuck...? Why in the actual fuck...? During the last mile:  Fuck yeah baby!! That's  what I call a good run.   I can't wait for tomorrow!
"I used to hate running."     –every current runner everywhere
One day you're young and carefree  and the next you apply a small piece of tape over each nipple before your run
Running a marathon is mostly  whispering "for fucks sake" every  time you see a mile marker
I'm only photogenic when I'm taking my own pictures, Idk what everybody else be doing... tryna sabotage me
When you realize your only 2 hobbies include running and taking naps
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