Hot Garbage Garage Runs
Suzy Slane
October 07, 2015
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

New Featured eBibs

"More running gear? No, I have plenty."     –said no runner ever
People get confused when converting  kilometers to miles. It's simple. Take  the distance you want to convert (let's say 15km for example) and you f*cken  google what it is in miles
Sorry I'm not one of those people  who looks sexier when they sweat
You know you're a triathlete when you can double the value of your car by  putting your bike on the rack
Someone is out there holding their breath waiting for you to fail.  Make sure they suffocate.
I recently met a new runner and both of  us proceeded to share our life stories in  a span of 10 minutes. My husband was shocked that we shared so much as  strangers. I explained that runners don't  feel like strangers. We're experiencing...
I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat
"I used to hate running."  –every current runner everywhere
Definitely sign up for a triathlon  because running isn't hard enough already and free time is stupid
Top Seven Things About the Weekend:  1. I  2. Have  3. My  4. Long  5. Run  6. F*ck  7. Off
When I say "Sorry I have plans this  weekend" this is what I have planned
Running be teaching me life lessons fr
Getting gas this morning, I noticed the person before me on pump 3 bought $10.00 worth. Where the hell were they going? To pump 4?
Not only is it not Friday, it's not even Thursday
For a generation that is hype on true  crime – y'all be sharing your running routes with f*cking everyone a lot
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