You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Learn to push through pain. Cause it 

will hurt, and hurt, and hurt, and then

one day... BOOM !!! Stress fracture. 

Then you rest
5:00AM 

The hour when legends are either 

waking up or going to sleep
BOSS: "Hey, can you hop on Zoom 

real quick?" 



ME:

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I run every day so I don't act like Kanye
Today I saved $479.58 by not going  into REI for GU
Prayers needed... Nothing wrong, I just wanna hit the lotto and quit my job
Running in the cold is great because  you can add layers til you're comfy...  With the heat you can only take off so many layers before it becomes illegal
If it's one thing about me imma put  some medals on yo timeline
Remember you are someone's reason  to smile. Because your marathon PR  is a joke.
*TRIATHLETES* because some of us are too dumb to realize that 1 sport at a time is hard enough
ROAD RUNNER    Yasso 800's                ULTRARUNNER    Speed work,                     Stay hard!      Taper, BQ
ROAD RUNNER                 Yasso 800's              ULTRARUNNER      Speed work,                I want 2 die         Taper, BQ
Congratulation on dating a runner.
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do  with my life because it's 107 outside and i hate treadmills
It's not the heat it's the humidity. And  the morons.
Me when the smallest inconvenient  thing happens in my life
How long are you supposed to rest in between mile repeats? Like 6 months?
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons  4 ultras...you must be soooo healthy   ME:  *caffeine-addicted, chronically  tired, occasional binge-eating,  shin stress-fractures*  "Haha yeah idk it's just  a lifestyle at this point"
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