You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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She's a 10 but somebody made her  feel like a 0
Once you start running early in the  morning, it becomes addiction
She's a 10.....but a 6 in Nike, and a 14 in Lululemon. why can't she find shorts?!? she's crying
"If you aren't happy with your race  times, try running a little bit faster"  – Eliud Kipchoge
BOSS: "Hey, can you hop on Zoom  real quick?"  ME:
Does anyone actually know what  you're supposed to do when people  are yelling "You're almost there" at  mile 5 in a marathon?
POLYRUNOROUS A runner, usually amateur, who openly  and consensually runs with multiple local running clubs or groups
Teach your children the joy of running  and they'll never have enough money  to buy drugs
The hardest part of training for a new  race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
RAA (Runners Anonymous Association)  "Hi, my name is Alan and I've been  running for 8 months."  "Hello Alan."
TALENTS:  1. Eating  2. Running  3. Talking about running  4. Buying running gear  5. Signing up for races  6. Ignoring injuries
TALENTS:  1. Eating  2. Running  3. Talking about running 4. Buying running gear 5. Signing up for races 6. Ignoring injuries
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing  the pace. Go run in the olympics b*tch  we trying to have fun
Sometimes you just have to down a gel, turn up the gangster rap and f*ck  yourself up for a few hours.   It's called self care.
I couldn't be a pastor. I'd be up there  like "YOU MFS don't respect God."
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