You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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ME: "I'm just going to relax and enjoy  a quiet evening at home"  *Mainly because I spent  all my money on running  gear & race entry fees*
It's time to go for a run and I'm still walking funny from my last workout
What's more painful than running on  the treadmill? Earphones with  only one side working
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons..  you must be soooo healthy! ME:  *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
I was born to be wild, but only until  9pm or so
I think I've reached that point in my life where happy hour is a nap
Heather, 42, BeachBody Coach Lives life by design.  Wants to be your FB friend. #heygirlhey
Me: I'm not competitive... it's only  a tempo run    Other Me:  f*cking destroy them
Me: *saves $20 from not eating out*  Me: I think I'll reward myself by buying this $160 running shoes
Anyone else reached that age where  you gain weight if you breathe
I either go for a run or I eat all the groceries I bought for the week.  There's no in-between
Running Shoes: buy us  Me: yes master
The older I get, the earlier it gets late
Something only a runner would understand... Traveling somewhere  new to run a race IS a vacation !!
Marry the one who buys you running shoes... They last longer than flowers.
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