You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I hate when people ask me what  I'm doing over the weekend because  "running 10-20 miles" makes me  sound boring AND cocky  at the same time.
Took me an hour and a half of motivational self-talk to make it to the gym for a treadmill run that lasted 44 seconds. How's your day going
Does anyone actually know what you're supposed to do when people are yelling "You're almost there" at mile 5 in a marathon?
Trying to get in shape and maybe  running 5 days a week, it's often  called OBSESSIVE.. So sitting  at home watching TV seven  days a week isn't?
If you think you can just win me over  with some running shoes and a puppy... you're damn right.
If you went on vacation and didn't  bring home a medal, did you even go  on vacation?
Do you ever try to breathe quieter while running up a hill so the others  couldnot hear you fighting for your life?
My therapist: Learn a lesson from your dog.. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that sh*t and  move on.
I don't know who needs to hear this,  but if your dog is fat, you ain
FACTS. There's no place like home.  To poop.
I don't mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is really starting to mess with my running schedule
I think it's weird how some days  I feel skinny and some days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.
I want to delete all my socials and  disappear but I'll be bored
If you believed me when I said  I'm not going to drink after my run,   that's on you
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