You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Sometimes I feel like giving up.  Then I remember I have a lot of people  to prove wrong.
Fitbit: Sore today, strong tomorrow  Me: Nope, still sore
Reasons why I'm currently alive:  1. Running  2. Coffee  3. Wine
Please tell me I'm not the only one  who measures time using songs. "oh,  it only took me 4 songs to get here"
You know you
The truth is you can always run faster  but sometimes the truth hurts.
I ran... and my house is clean.  One of these is a lie.
You know you're a runner when...  You can run 6 miles nonstop and still  feel out of shape.
You either want to be a distance runner or you want skinny jeans. You really  can't have both.
There's a runner right now thinking "I'll stretch as soon as I get home"  That's the devil talking.
You know you're a runner when...  the thermometer says 45 degrees and  you think "Score! Optimal running  weather."
Just so you're aware... Between mile  20 and 26.2 I start to use the word  f*ck like it's a comma.
You know you're a runner when... you  see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and you think "I could run that!"
Joggers bounce up and down at  red lights. Runners just stand there, looking pissed.
I wish everything was as easy as  getting fat.
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