You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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GPS : Connected Me : then f*cking act like it
Me: I think I'm ready to call it a day GPS Watch: total distance 1.18 miles
Fitbit: Sore today, strong tomorrow Me: Nope, still sore
You know you're a runner when...  You can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and  you really mean it.
Me: I think I want to skip 2020 Boston Inner me: like you have a choice
My "Fuck it, it'll get better" attitude needs to chill the fuck out
Today I really said "I just want to run, no more training programs  or races." And that's when  I realized...... NO MORE  MEDALS. reevaluating
"You ran a marathon?? Did you win it??  Some people just drain the  f*cking nice out of you
Therapist: and what do we do when  we feel sad Me: we go for a run Therapist: [nods] we go  for a run
I think I've reached that point in my  life where happy hour is a nap
Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable and nearing a mental    breakdown, training is    going great thanks.
When the stabbing pain is a red flag  but red is your fave color
Thanks for being my go-to running  friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
You ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you can't get a sports bra off
I have 2 moods: - overtraining - overeating
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