You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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*early morning run* During the first mile: f*ck this,  I'm tired as f*uck During the last mile:  f*ck yeah, that's what I call a good run. I can't  wait for tomorrow
Sometimes I look at all my black  toenails and wonder how long it's  been since I had all 10 of them  at the same time
Yeah sex is great but have you ever finished a run exactly on 5.0 miles?
Honestly blows my mind sometimes  how one can be so active but still have a meh body. Probably has to do with  my justifying things like  pizza because I ran 10  miles or something  like that
5:00AM Running doesn
When your IT band is starting to feel better, so you try running....  IT band pain: I'm back and  worse then ever baby
Running an ultra-marathon is a  socially acceptable form of insanity
Singing out loud while listening to  music during a run is the ultimate form of self care
2020 is in 3 months wtf
You might have more talent than me,  you might be smarter than me, you  might be sexier than me...  But if we get on the treadmill  together, there's two things:  You're getting off first,  or I'm going to die.  It's really that simple....
Running's a pain in the ass.  But it sure gives me a nice one.
Let's have a moment of silence for all  those who are stuck in traffic on  their way to the gym to ride  the stationary bicycle.
You glow different when you just  scored a new PR
What do running partners and dogs have in common? They
I'm the kind of person that will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough
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