You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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If I say "I'll call you back after my run" just go enjoy the rest of your day
*nasty fall
I'm currently helping my husband look for his Amazon gift card that I used  last Friday for my new Asics.
Can't put my finger on what I'm in the mood for.. Could it be donuts?  A spin class? An orgasm?  Amazon shopping? Idk
Once you accept the fact that being a runner has nothing to do with your BMI  or running pace, the second half of  your life begins.
I'm worried if I give up running I'll take up murdering
**scrolling through my own IG page** Me: NOW THIS IS THE TYPE OF CONTENT I WANT TO SEE
**non-runner asks if I remember  my first marathon** Me: That's like asking the Titanic if it remembers the iceberg
I like running and maybe 3 people
"So you were running basically  from 5 to ...?" "Tuesday."
When people ask me what I do for fun... STRUGGLE.
"I'll just stretch when I get home" is my favorite lie to tell myself when  leaving the track
RUNNERS: If you're not interested  in my running then just say it NON-RUNNERS: I'm not interested  RUNNERS: Let me change that
What's more painful than running on  the treadmill? Earphones with  only one side working.
Damn dude, racing really hits different when you do the training!
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