You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Sometimes I get distracted by my own legs like... nice...
How my marathon training started.                        And ended.
Me: "idk why i'm not losing weight."  Also me:
Sorry for the person I become when I'm unable to run.... I don't know her
If you love her, buy her running shoes.
I just blocked someone for posting  "Running sucks". I am not f*cking  around today
Running involves buying a LOT more lube than I ever imagined possible.
I'm 40 but I feel like I'm 20 ... Until I hang out with some 20 years olds for mile repeats. Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 40.
My doctor: "no running for 5 weeks" Me & Lil Nas X:  "can't nobody tell me nothiiiiiing"
No one: Literally no one:  Me:  yeah i'm down for five
Me:  *crossing the finish line* Mile 26.2:  Congratulations. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.
At mile 20 I thought I was dead.  At mile 22 I wished I was dead.  At mile 24 I knew I was dead.  At mile 26.2 I realized I had  become too tough to kill.
Anyone else feel personally attacked  by the non-runners when they ask  "Did you win it" after a marathon?
You either want to be a distance runner or you want skinny jeans. You really  can't have both.
i like my morning run more than  i like most people
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