You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking                               hot.
Be straight with me Doc. When you  say "broken" does that mean  I SHOULD or SHOULD NOT  run my race this weekend?
Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number  of people doing the same  thing, and immediately start wondering what  the f*ck all these people  do for a living.
Running is for a certain body type: people with bodies.
If you went on vacation and didn't run  or race, did you even go on vacation?
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get  punched in the throat.
"Where have you been? I haven't seen you in ages."  Me:
Today's running forecast... BALLS.  It's hot as balls.
Things that tell the truth:  1. small children 2. drunk people 3. online race results
This whole "Having a job" thing is really getting in the way of my training.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need anything  from AMAZON today.
Do you ever catch yourself being  hateful and bitter for no reason  and you're just like???? Go for  a freakin' run????
Explaining today's mile splits  to my family even though  they didn't ask & don't care
Teach your children the joy of running  and they'll never have enough money  to buy drugs.
When I say "I'll see" to Friday night plans, 10/10 I'm not leaving my house.  I might even ask "What time?" for decoration.
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