You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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FRIEND:   Bro. Looks pretty hot... FRIEND:   Never mind, she's a heel striker.
You know you're a runner when...  your immediate response to  any conflict or problem  life throws at you is:  "I need to go for a run!"
#InstaRunners belongs to girls. Boys get one good selfie and use it  for three years.
FRIENDS:  Any plans for the summer? ME TO NON-RUNNERS:   Not really. ALSO ME:   So far I'm in for...  07
You might be a runner if... you take words such as badass, insane, freak, beast, crazy, and  obsessed as compliments
*At the Finish Line* ME:  *gasping for air, dizzy AF and  about to faint* OTHER RUNNERS:
Anyone else feel personally attacked by the non-runners when they ask  "Did you win it" after a marathon?
ME:  Wanna hang out? FRIEND:  Sure US:
94 percent of running ultras is  wondering when can you lie down  again.
Slow runners are the backbone  of all races and deserve  financial compensation.  Someone had to say it.
**FINISHER MEDALS**  "It ain't no fun if the  homies can't have none."
Do you ever feel like your body's  "Check Engine" light has been ON  and you're still pressing the gas like  "Nah, it'll be fine"? Asking for a friend.
Shout out to all the runners who wake up tired AF and still  go for the morning run without missing a beat. You are my people.
My vocabulary during a marathon:
*passing a slower runner* Me: Don't do it... Me: Don't do it... Me: Don't do it... Me: Don't do it... Also Me: *Another  one bites the dust*
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