You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Your running friends are honestly  a different level of friendship... like i tell them things i haven't even told  myself yet.
Do you ever try to breathe quieter while running up a hill so the others  could not hear you fighting for your life?
You know you're a runner when...  you see another person running and  get jealous.
Forever wishing that "miles" for  boobs was a thing.
When a friend asks "How was your  race?" and you don't know which race they are asking about since it's been  a few weeks since the  last time you spoke to  that person and you've  run 4 races during  that time..
My daughter drew me showing off  my favorite "bling"... I've never felt more understood
I used to sneak out my house to go  to parties... Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
I hate when people ask me what  I'm doing over the weekend because "running 10-20 miles" makes me  sound boring AND cocky  at the same time.
Some days I run to LOSE myself.  Other days I run to FIND myself. But most days I run because  I want to add to my t-shirt  and "bling" collections.
That moment when it's time to pick up your race packet
You know you're a runner when... your friends no longer look at you like you're nuts because they know  it for sure.
Call us JOGGERS one more time
Injured on this Global Running Day?? That
For run streakers, Global Running  Day is like Groundhog Day -we
Happy Global Running Day, my nizzles!! I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to  get some more. Fo shizzle.
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