You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Do people who say summer is their favorite season
Let's run a 5k this weekend then drink  like it was a marathon.
Here's the deal: I will absolutely NOT sign up for another race unless  someone spends two whole minutes pressuring me
ME:   *saves $20 from not eating out* ME:   I think I'll reward myself  by buying this $160 running shoes...
Remember when you didn't need coffee to wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and buying jeans didn't make you cry?
Some days you eat salads and go to  the gym. Some days you eat cupcakes    and refuse to put on pants.  It's called balance.
Treadmill:  hi Me:  no thank you
Petition to start parties at 5:45 so  i can be in bed by 8:30.... Marathon season is upon us !!
*stuff heard at the finish line* I will never qualify for Boston... My boobs won't allow me.
*stuff heard on the run*  Those are some really hilly hills !!
*Comes home from training run* No one: Me: "OK I'll show you  my pace and splits."
Can you come pick me up? Where am I? Well I was on a runner's high and  I think I am in Ohio.
I don't always pay $160 for shoes.  But when I do, they're  for running.
*hill repeats* Not sure if runner's high or if about to pass out.
Just once I would like to make it through an entire hill workout without having a WTF moment.
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