You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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That awkward moment when you  finally realize being a "skirt chaser" now means you are lagging behind  a mom and her baby in a 5k.
I always run negative splits when I  train. I go out too fast and feel real negative on the last split.
People who tolerate me on days when  I haven't had my run...  They're the real heroes.
If you love women who run long  distance, raise your glass... If not,  raise your standards.
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING * people are being told to stay inside unless going out is  completely necessary * runners are being  told to wear a hat
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
A route that you've driven hundreds of times never seems HILLY, until you're running it. What (and I cannot stress this enough) the f*ck.
RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
*Taper Crazies* No one: Absolutely no one: Not even my dog: Me:  shut the fuck up
I was born to be wild, but only until  9pm or so.
I wish retail therapy was covered by  my health insurance.
Friends don't let friends do long runs alone.
Just changed my Instagram name to  "NO_ONE" so when I see stupid posts  I can click like and it will say  "NO_ONE liked your photo"
You know you're a runner when... A race on the calendar = peace of mind
Honey, you think it's tough getting  into a sport bra, wait until you  try to take it off after  an hour of sweating!
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